One Goat. Five Million-ish Dollars. Almost No Oversight.
Our goal is to raise $5,000,001 to gild one goat’s horns in gold leaf.
Because if the taxpayers of the United States are going to fund absurd decorative priorities, why not do the same voluntarily, involve goats, and do some actual effing good.
Our Mission: Gild One Goat's Horns in Gold Leaf
For reasons that are still being workshopped and might never be disclosed, we've decided our goat's horns deserve the same level of investment (actually $1 more) that is currently being directed away from the National Parks and toward BS decorative government projects.
Our objective is simple:
Raise $5,000,001.
Use a tiny fraction of that money to gold leaf my goat's horns.
Donate 50% of all proceeds directly to conservation efforts.
Use the remaining 50% for whatever the hell I want.
Early projections indicate that "whatever the hell I want" will also probably be conservation.
But for the sake of staying "on brand" you're just gonna have to trust me, bro.
Gilding Goat Horns
Our side quest is actually doing some good for conservation efforts at a time when that doesn't seem to be politically hip.
Gilding Goat Horns
Conservation
Making a Point
Whatever the Hell We Want
A vision for a tackier tomorrow
Key Focus Areas
This is as much info as we're willing to give.
We aren't a non-profit or even a business.
And by "we" I mean "me"
This is literally a stupid idea I thought up and acted on.
If the government can take your money and waste it on BS, why not just give it to me and trust I'll do something cool with it?
Yes, we’re aware that 1% + 50% + 50% = 101%
That’s because we’re better than 100%
