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UNITED FOR DECORATIVE LIVESTOCK

One Goat. Five Million-ish Dollars. Almost No Oversight.

Our goal is to raise $5,000,001 to gild one goat’s horns in gold leaf. 

Because if the taxpayers of the United States are going to fund absurd decorative priorities, why not do the same voluntarily, involve goats, and do some actual effing good.

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WTF IS THIS?

Our Mission: Gild One Goat's Horns in Gold Leaf

For reasons that are still being workshopped and might never be disclosed, we've decided our goat's horns deserve the same level of investment (actually $1 more) currently being directed away from the National Parks and toward BS decorative government projects.

Our objective is simple:

Raise $5,000,001.

Use a tiny fraction of that money to gold leaf my goat's horns.

Donate 50% of all proceeds directly to conservation organizations.

Use the remaining 50% for whatever the hell I want.

Early projections indicate that "whatever the hell I want" will also probably involve conservation.

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Political Party History

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Formation meeting

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Leadership change

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Unity conference

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Legal recognition

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WHAT WE STAND FOR

Gilding Goat Horns

Our side quest is actually doing some good for conservation efforts at a time when that doesn't seem to be politically hip.

Our Legit Plan

Gilding Goat Horns

Goat horns. Gold leaf. End of transaction.

Conservation

This is real. We are regular-ass people just trying to do some good. No matter how much we raise, 50% will be directly donated to conservation nonprofit organizations.

Making a Point

We are not helpless. We can make a difference even if the world seems absofugginlutely bananas right now.

Whatever the Hell We Want

50% We said what we said.Don't like it? Go donate to a conservation org of your liking. We dig that.
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A vision for a tackier tomorrow

Where the Money Will Go

Key focus areas for political growth

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Gold Leaf
1%
Conservation
50%
Whatever the Hell We Want
50%

Yes, we’re aware that 1% + 50% + 50% = 101%
That’s because we’re better than 100%

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Each day, individuals endure violence simply for being themselves

All our members help change that.

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Donation Total: $50.00

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Ariel Beasley

Joplin, MO

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Henry Morris

Derry, NH

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Jessica Lee

Phoenix, AZ
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